wow this post is worse than i remembered
white Canadians bE like
Lobby card set for “Drunken Master.”
This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and post wherever you want to post. You take the red pill—you stay on Tumblr, and I show you how deep the memes go. Remember: all I’m offering is tfw no gf, nothing more.
"What you have inside of you isn’t a friend, Woody, but the manifestation of your inner love for Andy… we call it—STAND!"